For My Life, Still Ahead, Pity Me

I appreciate the phrase “filtered through a boner lens” and I intend to use it.

starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets

How many people do we have to have before we get the jackets

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

astrology says my pussy is tight

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

paranoia has absolutely no damn logic its like youre enjoying yourself, listening to some nice music and chilling then suddenly man door hand hook car door

FUCKING ME

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much