(insert something creative)

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

they got married btw

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

Why is Vegeboop so unique?

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM