Dyslexic Human

This came to me because even though its obvious he wouldn't bother about pride considering the life he has led, its still kind of...unique. He's the type to say 'does honor serve you two meals a day?' He's the type who wouldn't hesitate to act as a servant or roll around in mud (literally) in front of anyone if it serves his purpose.

And i think that's such a captivating part of his personality to those who've only heard of his 'noble' image (Choi Han and everyone else).

The only thing he cares about is peace. Peace of everyone who lives under him, which (indirectly) means his own peace. And to those who know nothing about his non-existent self-worth, Cale would only appear as a saint, a person so humble and devoted to peace that it feels too good to be true.

But then they see him saying 'run away if you see a strong enemy'. They see him not caring about how he looks, rolling through dirt and all sorts of mess, having no shame in ordering them again and again to just run away from the battle.

Considering these actions, i think it's hard not to absolutely cherish and respect this man. A man who only cares about 'life', the lives of everyone under him, and their peace.

Coleph wouldn’t

He would choose Cale,again and again,without fail.

Coleph was the best choice as Cale’s protection simply because he would always always put Cale first.Even if Cale himself didn’t want that.

And in a way that’s what made the final cut.

Cale would always choose others over himself in any situation.

So Choi Han put the one person who would always choose Cale to protect him as well.

(In any other setting

Would Coleph be seen as a joke the way he is now?

at first he thinks he scored because hey he's gonna live! bingge left mu qingfang alive in PIDW, so he doesn't have to worry about escaping his fate. he can just putter around his peak, tending to disciples' scrapes and growing an assortment of interesting plants

only, he soon realizes that being one of the only medical professionals in the sect, and the only one with a status high enough to be trusted with sect secrets, means he is the default GP for every. single. peak lord.

access to confidential info + sy wife beam = sy is now booked for appointments through next year and his martial siblings are throwing themselves into pits of snakes to get emergency treatment and see their sweet, tender, caring shidi/shixiong. even shen jiu starts coming in for regular checkups despite his strong aversion to them, and liu qingge starts showing up to get his wounds treated if only to bear witness to that soft smile mu qingfang lets slip when he admits he's in pain (sy isnt a sadist he just wants lqg to take care of himself! he swears its not bc he likes the sounds of lqg's grunts and groans as he resets his dislocated joints and wraps his scrapes up real tight!)

not only is he making so many unexpected friends (...every peak lord is starting courting processes but sy does NOT notice), he learns...so much drama! which is entertaining, but starts to become a heavy, heavy burden very quickly

he brings the concept of therapy into the PIDW verse expeditiously fast and sets up regular sessions, at first with the peak lords, then the head disciples, and before he knows it he's discovering a new form of mental cultivation to heal heart demons!

In a Kemonomimi AU, I thought that since cats and canines are able to sniff out emotions, HSY and YJH can see past KDJ's stiff body language — which was a habit he probably developed as he grew up.

Although HSY is able to tell on a surface level that something is wrong, I think YJH has an easier time distinguishing the exact emotion KDJ feels, so she grabs him when she isn't sure.

the way raon got sick immediately after the whale ride and the way he buried himself in cale's arms ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

But also he feeds Cale apple pies all the time

So

What exactly are others seeing when that happens

Like do they think that the apple pie is descending from heaven or something?

Like,actually

Do they think he has an ancient power that lets him summon apple pies?

Or are the apple pies invisible too?

The whole room stops, and Tim stares wide-eyed at the jar before backing away in slight disgust

Tim: What is that? Aren’t you supposed to be on bed rest?

Bruce: Your spleeeennnn

Tim: What?

Dick: What.

Bruce: You got sick last month, and it was bad… I felt bad… spleen…

Jason: *turning to Tim* You were missing your spleen? When the hell were you gonna tell anyone?!

Tim: Slipped my mind, anyway, how did you find out?

Bruce: I go into the League of Assassins servers and whatnot from time to time ever since Damian came into the family, no biggie

Duke: And you...?

Bruce: Infiltrated them about two hours ago to steal back your brother's spleen?

Bruce: Yes

Steph: Are you on drugs? You sound like you’re on drugs. What did Alfred give you?

Bruce: I don’t remember, something for my broken ribs

Cass: *standing up and leading Bruce to sit down in a chair* How many?

Bruce: Three, not a big deal. Anyways, spleen. *grins widely*

Jason: Wait... you infiltrated the League of Assassins while high

Bruce: *looks confused* What, like it's hard?

Damian: *had left the room earlier, is now back with a glass of cold water* Baba, please drink

Bruce: *takes glass and ruffles Damian’s hair* Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. I love you so much *starts kissing his cheeks while Damian weakly tries to escape*

Dick: … *only slightly jealous* I’m calling Alfred

Jester: My pet is entirely human, yet they behave like a strange mix of an orange cat and a black cat.

Jester: I don't even have to hypnotize them. In fact, the one time I did, they became slightly smarter—which is the last thing I wanted—so I decided to let them do as they pleased.

Jester: Speaking of which, I bought them a new collar.

Jester: They lost the previous one somewhere and then tried to pass off a Western hognose snake as a replacement.

Jester: ...

Jester: That is not what I gave you.

MC: ...

MC: It is.

Jester: ...

And everyone knows Xian Shu is known for their beauties and then there’s the new little black sheep. She’s pretty but she doesn’t try to do anything with her appearance and more often than not she’s getting herself into more trouble than she means to (that’s partially where the black sheep nickname comes from bc her luck is just horrendous and others know) and of course, some people are mean and make fun of her “plain” appearance and how she doesn’t try but the Xian Shu girls LOVE HER

She lets them practice hair styles on her bc she can’t be bothered to do her own hair, lets them practice make up, and she’s a great tutor when it comes to academics (i think it would be cool if she had an eidetic memory), a prodigy really. And best of all, she’s the best editor and critic on the peak for the book club. If you’re looking for a specific book she either has it or knows where to get it. Her yellow book collection is astonishing.

And then Luo Binghe meets her. Shen Yuan is making a delivery of textbooks (yellow books) to tutor Ning Yingying (talk about smut) and Yingying introduces them and Shen Yuan sees Binghe’s manual and is like “dude this is the most incorrect thing I’ve ever seen” so she takes up tutoring him and to Binghe he has just met the nicest, more beautiful fairy ever and he loves her big glasses and her messy robes and that she never wears her hair up because sometimes when they’re doing physical practice like sword forms and stuff she lets him comb it and put it up so it’s out of the way

At a Peak lord meeting there is a big argument over some rare beast and then LQG grunts and is like "I know who can help" and just leaves and doesn't explain anything. Then a few days later he's dragging in this guy so hot he makes LQG look like he got hit with the ugly stick. He is polite and excitedly explains all this stuff they needed to know like it's no sweat.

YQY asks if he'll stay in the sect for a little while so they can work together. SY agrees and from that point onwards is absolutely wifebeaming basically everyone who crosses his path. Rumor has it that WQW almost threw down with MQF over this guy. Xuan Su and An Ding have been active combat zones for days. Even that prissy bitch SQQ got mildly pink and covered his face with his fan!! Do you understand what this means?!