U kno? like ...froggy?🐸

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Handle-less paper bags are just kind of objectively worse to handle BUT their cartoonish charm can't be denied

One time I walked out of the store with a paper bag betwixt me and my arm and sticking out of it was both leafy carrots and a baguette. Really top tier experience I'm still riding the high

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

Loss is now legally an adult

Yippie in aromantic

let’s normalise beating and killing blonde men

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

if we’re operating on the assumption that i’ve got a cat-with-nine-lives sort of situation going on then i have to have like [pause to count on fingers] five left. maybe even four

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

actually writing the fic down