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Happy 213th Birthday to the original Polar Diva James Fitzjames!!!

put me on the fucking erebus and let me die in the arctic i can't do these summer temperatures anymore

sorry but look at how edward little acts in episode one before everything goes to shit. bro is confident and sociable and lively and perfectly good at his job. and i feel the need to constantly point this out because it implies that if he were in a normal everyday situation then he would literally just be some regular guy. rather than you know. the incompetent anxious nervous wreck that fanon makes him out to be

Repeat after me: Edward Little is a Good Officer.

john morfin truly suffered more than jesus because when i get a migraine in 2026 and can't immediately take painkillers and lie down in the dark for 12 hours i start fantasizing about unspeakable violence. i can't imagine having a migraine in 1846 while you and all your colleagues are trapped in the arctic slowly dying from scurvy and lead poisoning. not to mention the creature. if i were in that situation i'd make hickey look like mr rogers.