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official cephalopod post

My favorite thing about running this blog is that I just famous enough that I have popped up the dashes of friends I know offline that don't know I run this blog.

Hear me out here: auspisticism ship between M1, virtua freddy and carl þe cupcake

It is truly fascinating to go and make ocs because at first! The sillies! Then suddenly, you are struck by over two hundred pounds of crushing realization as it clicks into place what exact portion of your soul you just made into a little homunculs.

@funnier-as-a-system

[ID: Tumblr tags that read: sometimes u make an oc that's specifically meant to be a homunculus of a certain part of ur soul, and then u do a double take when u realize a second more secret part of ur soul snuck it's way in too / end ID]

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my big goal for 2026 is getting into cigarettes so i can then quit and save all that money i was spending on cigs bc times are tight these days and i could really use any penny i can save

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

im going to come out as transgender during my 2028 presidency, and everyone will be so busy flaming me for this that they won't even notice as i pass a bill that effectively raises the minimum wage to two hundred dollars an hour

The best part of bad highly collaborative art like movies is that you get people of wildly varying competency so you get to see talent individuals making interesting creative choices get dragged down as the ship piloted and crewed by buffoons steers directly into an iceberg

The best part of bad highly individualized art like novels is that you get a direct look into the very special brains of some of the oddest and most overconfident people on the planet.

The best part of bad commercial art like video games is that you get to witness a production dumpster fire that by any measure of decency should never have seen the light of day but thanks to sunk cost the biggest chumps in the world still gotta try and sell you on it.