Psycho Skull

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LISTEN BITCCCCCHHHHHHH

Omg!!!! Lol

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

in loving memory of lorde she ain’t dead, but she hasn’t released an album since 2013, and i miss her.

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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

These made me feel better

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

@rukaen

@easter-pikachu

the man

i seriously used to watch this video every couple of days and try to debunk it but this dude is literally revolver ocelot in the flesh