Queen of Under Eye Circles

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

self care is blasting music into ur ears til u can barely think anymore

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

yknow that feeling where youre making out and then that person gets on top of you and uses their legs to spread yours so they can fit between them and grind against you bc ya

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.