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Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

what does an everything bagel even have

it just seems like a bold claim

Can we go back to when horror movies were called "satellite of blood" or "theatre of blood" or "palace of the damned" and "the screaming never ends" cause like now we keep getting these one word title horror movies like Hereditary and Relic and Censor and it's like this doesn't tell me anything about the level of blood, screaming, or whether everyone in it is damned

*shouting over my shoulder* it’s the fucking chocolate guy again!!

fucking chocolate guy!!

*shouting from another room* WHAT’S THAT LUNATIC DONE NOW??

Because I want tooooooooooooooo…!

Weeeeeeee

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

when god made me he just wanted to see how many things could be wrong with a girl at once