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Ralph: truth or dare

Jack: truth

Ralph: how much sleep did you get recently?

Jack, sweating: dare

Ralph: go to sleep, Jack

Jack:

Jack: I don't like this game anymore

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Jack: Blokes are hot

Jack: Birds are hot, too

Jack: WHY IS EVERYONE SO BLOODY HOT

Maurice: IT'S GLOBAL WARMING CHIEF

#lord of the flies #lord of the pies #lotf #lotf jack #lotf maurice #quotes #jack is either bi or pan #what the heck am I still doing here after all this time #I dunno just still had these in my drafts and felt like finally posting them

Jack: There are three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Merridew way.

Ralph: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Jack: Yes, but faster

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mccall-me-maurice

Happy Pride from my gays to yours!!!

#beaut

a-ha19

y'all wouldn't say you hate on jalph so much anymore after you'd read retribution... you see me... retribution marks your soul as a jalph shipper...

#if you haven t read retribution just do it #you re missing some quality story there

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ralphunzel

another drawing of this shitlord

speedpaint

#yo #gud shit

darknessofjalph

Simon: So how goes married life?

Ralph: Jack got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Ralph: He said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"

#aaaah

the-conch-plays-c-sharp

Simon: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

#me

maurice-memes

Angry Percival because he’s allowed to be angry sometimes and he’s not ALWAYS sad. Percival has a rocky relationship with his upperclassman.

#percival is bby

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the-conch-plays-c-sharp

Simon: Can you recommend me any books that made you cry?

Ralph: General mathematics 6th edition

#same

maurice-memes

Yet another lotf cover remake, this time of only one character, Maurice! If you have any character duo suggestions for another cover, let me know! (Jack/Ralph and Simon/Roger have already been done)

#awe moris

conchstellations

Ralph: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with seven espresso shots?

Jack: Jesus, just do cocaine.

#sgrhfjrb

the-conch-plays-c-sharp

Jack: I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Ralph: You were stabbed?!

Jack: I was LIGHTLY stabbed.

#fu jack

the-conch-plays-c-sharp

what do you mean this wasn’t how it was in the book?

#bbys!!

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Ralph: [to Piggy] I'm not arguing with Jack, I'm explaining to him why I'm right.

#lotf #lord of the flies #lord of the pies #lotf ralph #incorrect quotes

Maurice, wearing an apron and towel over his shoulder: Roger!

Jack, also wearing an apron: Roger, you're home!

Roger: What--

Maurice, wiping down the kitchen counter: Honey, I cleaned the house for you!

Jack, opening the oven: I made dinner, darling!

Maurice: We missed you!

Jack: Welcome home!

Roger:...

Roger: This is fucking Ikea. We're going to get kicked out.

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