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Transandrophobia dudes have gotten so twisted with their rhetoric that they’re getting upset at one of my best friends and calling her transphobic for saying “trans women are women and trans men are men.” They’ve primed themselves to read anything trans women say in the absolute worst faith interpretation to the point that seeing a trans woman state the extremely basic being transgender 101 level concept that a person who transitions is in fact the gender they transitioned to is somehow upsetting and “transphobic” to them now. Cool. But it’s trans women who are “dividing the community” right?

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

(Rocky enters room wearing 3 very tiny and perfectly fitted pointy pink glittery heels) Rocky serving cunt statement

Now, kid, my name might not be Lala Bingle, but that doesn't mean I don't want some yummy sneats, capiche?

Shoutout to Eva Stratt, the only fictional woman I have ever seen who does terrible terrible morally grey crimes directly to the beloved male protagonist, and everybody loves her and draws beautiful fanart of her and calls her their favorite character. PHM fandom has its flaws but at least most people I've seen actually like women.

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

REACH OUT AND TOOTH PASTE

I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion