Adventure Awaits

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

I’m an open book, but written in a cryptic dead language.

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home