HappyLittleKitten

Today, June 3rd is Bisexual Pride Day!

We, the writers, will accept any of your fan arts.

We don’t care if it looks like shit to you, or you think your art skills are not good enough.

Everybody’s talking about brands and stores you’ve never seen in real life. You generally assume they exist, but they might as well be one giant prank the rest of the internet is in on.

You find a post that just sounds wrong. It makes no sense. It’s like OP lives in a weird alternate reality. 9/10 times, it’s just some USAmerican Thing.

You’re still not entirely sure how much an inch is. Or a foot. Or even how many of the former there are in the latter. You maybe know your height in feet and inches.

You have no idea how much a pound is. You’d also like to know how the fuck pound shortens to lbs.

What the fuck is “military time”

Somebody talks about some legal process or something similar. They don’t mention which country’s legal system this pertains to. You know anyway.

People talk about politics. None of it pertains to you. Many posts contain guilt tripping. “How can you not care about this?? Why won’t you reblog this?? People need to know this about x candidate for y position!” You’re busy trying to stay on top of the political landscape in your own country.

You pick up some random slang from the internet. Monkey see monkey do. You’re called racist. You didn’t know it was AAVE. You learnt it from black letters on white background, not from the mouths of people whose faces you could see. How would you have known? You try to unlearn it.

People tell you that you must publicly denounce Chick-fil-A or you’re homophobic. You don’t even know what a Chick-fil-A is.

People say you don’t know LGBTQ+ history. What they mean is you don’t know USAmerican LGBTQ+ history. Nobody cares about your country’s history.

You’re “called out” on using an “offensive” term. It’s (a direct translation of) a completely harmless word where you live.

People expect you to have an idea of how far apart 2 USAmerican states are. You barely know geography past your country’s immediate neighbors.

You randomly switch between British and American spellings. Nothing’s real and there are no rules.

People talk about multiple hour car rides and you get twitchy just thinking about it. You suddenly understand why USAmerican cars are so big.

Somebody talks about school shooting drills. You only ever had fire alarm drills.

You see a cool statistic. The study’s only about the US. It’s unfortunately of no use to you.

People misuse/misspell words and names from your native language. It’s tiring.

(You feel sorry for the French. Nobody should be allowed to mangle the word déjà vu like that.)

You’re still not over the fact that USAmerican school children are supposed to say that pledge thing every morning. You’re never getting over that.

You still don’t know why the men are fresh or what the fuck a sophomore is.

Who the fuck pays up first and then fills up gas??? That’s made up, right??

Everybody has a weird obsession with some comfort food you’d never even heard of before you signed up here.

seeing every other studyblr making back to school posts, when it’s literally the middle of the school year where you live

what is sat? what is a gpa??

Here in Brazil to enter public universitys you do tests with a grade of 1000, the most common one being ENEM

And your “passing” grade is depending of what you want to do, we call it the cutting grade and is the minimum grade to be into de list to enroll, and if you don’t get in into first? Just want second call, someone always give up!

The end result is a vicious and horrible temperament dog that is thrown into shelters and left there. No one will adopt an aggressive dog and no-one should be allowed to UNLESS they are actually capable of retraining it because otherwise you are bringing a dangerous animal back into society. Chi’s have amazing character but they need a solid home environment with rules, they are not handbag accessories and they actually need exercise. People get them and expect them to be mute and still and don’t like when they actually exist and dump them for it.

I’m scared. My mum threatened me pretty seriously today (31st March 2019) and is actively trying to prevent me from seeing my family.

I am not welcome inside my mum’s house, she has made that very clear. I’ve spent about 2 months living on the street since September, and it appears that I’m in danger again. Below is a video of me begging to come inside after having spent a week living on the streets with no money or food in December. I stood outside in the rain until 9pm that evening, being ignored or yelled at through the window. I didn’t get inside until weeks later.

It seems as though that’s happening again, because I’ve been kicked out again today. I don’t know how long this could last, sometimes it’s a day, sometimes it’s months. What I do know is that my mum has followed through on this particular nasty threat before and that I don’t feel safe.

Please, if you are able to help at all, I would appreciate it more than I can articulate. Kindness goes further than you realise. A reblog helps, kind words are wonderful to hear, and if you are able, donations can help keep me safe and fed. I wish that I wasn’t in this position, but I’m doing what I can (getting help from counsellors, government workers, etc. everything is just taking a long time & I’m in danger now) to get out as soon as possible. Any and all generosity is appreciated more than you know. Thank you.

https://www.paypal.me/tessbuffy?locale.x=en_US

Please do not repost this video anywhere. If my mum sees it somehow idk what could happen.