Joie De Vivre.

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

Reblogging this in the hopes that the image of a sweet little mouse doing her best to make my emotions will help me remember to be kinder to myself.

What the fuck

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

Uncle Gordon

a good man

i’m crying

hey why don’t discos still exist

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

That first maned wolf is a model.

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

I am curious. I would like to hear this story.

I know the type. Privilege, entitlement, arrogance. Managed to make it to adulthood without developing the emotional tools to deal with rejection or contradiction. There’s a lot to unpack there, but yeah that reads like the type who turns violent when they don’t get their way.

Psychological profiles like this freak me out because snapping is a huge fear of mine yet I’m the softest boi ever and I read these and get so anxious yet I’m nothing like these people. Like I’m in therapy for this anxiety as well and it just has a huge weight on me to take one look at someone and go, “yup, he’s gonna snap” like obviously there are signs but how do they stop it? People say this like it’s inevitable and oh god lol I gotta stop I’m panicking

Shouldn’t there be some sort of precautionary measures in place to ensure that obvious psychopaths can’t enter any sort of crime-related field? I feel like that would cut down on the number of rogue agents using their training to wreak terror.

Can you believe we live in a society where people are kissing Elsa’s ass and viewing her as a great big sister despite neglecting Anna through their whole ass childhood just cause she has the ability to make fucking freezer ice cubes while Nani, a dedicated brown woman who despite lost her parents by a lethal storm had to push her grief aside because Lilo was now her main priority, took care of her, fed her, probably paid money for her hula classes, busted her ass at her job to financially support Lilo, busted her ass to emotionally support Lilo, supported Lilo’s photography talent even though Lilo’s theme was a little weird, got her a dog and even during moments where Nani hit was hitting rock bottom (ex: getting fired but didn’t put her frustration out on Lilo) she did whatever it took to keep her little sister from being taken away, and wanted nothing but happiness and safety for her.

I think about Nani sometimes and I realize she’s the kind of woman I want to be - strong, determined, hardworking and loyal to her family and friends no matter how scary things get in life.

She. Was. Only. Ninteen.

And a detail often missed is that she gave up being a pro surfer to care for Lilo.

sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about

A PUMPGUIN

Ok this is totally unfair.

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.