welcome home theseus

Just remembered how much i hate the snow in my Minecraft world (i forgot my original base was in a snow biome to begin with im busy building a kingdom over in the plains) and now i declare au with techno just being utterly miserable in the Antarctic Empire because he hates the snow but anything for Phil anything for Philza

Techno is cold and irritable and he’s draped in like seven different layers of royal attire and its still not enough he hates it here and then Phil runs in with snow all over his head like “i just crash landed into a snowbank lmao” and techno suddenly feels very fond of his current home. And also what do you mean crash landed Phil phil dont walk away from me are you limping right now PHIL PHIL NO COME BACK HERE PHIL

Techno hates the snow with an incredible passion but it does make the warmth of their home that much better. Also Phil has to physically pry him away from their bed every morning because we have attend court techno we’re the literal rulers of the empire no we cant skip it get UP-

I think ranboo should’ve doubled down on the horse abortion thing

i must admit few fandom fics have gotten me absorbed as hard as dsmp fics did. i think partially because many dsmp fics fed into each other and became a collective fandom in and of themselves. objectively some of them weren't very good but reading them was like crack cocaine to me