Breathe Easy, Kid

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

link is a lesbian link is bisexual link is a gay man link is nonbinary and a trans man and a trans woman

died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference

died and came back wrong but only to myself. died and came back and nobody noticed i died. died and people think i came back better. died and came back wrong only in a specific sense of "wrong". died and fought like hell to come back and everyone thinks it was easy. died and came back mentally wrong and physically fine and tearing myself apart from the inside. died and hiding everything that went wrong. died and trying so hard to show what is wrong and nobody notices.

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it