Que Sera Sera

really want to go sit in the middle of nature and not think for a while

I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep

“I have a face but no eyes lips or nose, what am I?” Slenderman. Next

I think you have missed the meaning of the riddles

Listen. Listen if I’m trapped between a wall of sentient fire and a goblin mage who will only reveal the one true path across the forbidden glade if I answer his riddles three, I’m not going to waste time struggling for the answer with the deepest life lesson. I’m gonna pick an answer that fits the criteria and I’m gonna stick with it. “A poor man has it and a rich man needs it” it’s a flashlight. They’re in a cave. The poor man is a tour guide. Next Question before my ass burns off, Por Favour

This is the real way how ravenclaws get into their rooms

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

Men can’t love women the way women do and it’s a fact

I beg to differ

then beg

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried

growing up with three parents was really weird

what?? u had three parents??

yeah my mom’s a gemini

My kids are gonna be fucked w my double Gemini bf and my Gemini moon 🌚