i’m kind of short on motivation right now, so…
rules: send a character/fandom/pairing + a number to my inbox, and i’ll write a fic with that line in the story. have fun!
1. “We have to stop meeting like this.”
2. “It’s just a scratch.”
3. “This isn’t goodbye. It’s just…see you later.”
4. “You know, for a genius, you’re kind of an idiot.”
6. “Put me down right now, or I swear–”
7. “There’s only room for one hero in this city, and it’s not you.”
8. “You’re bleeding all over my second favorite chair.”
9. “You know I’m lactose intolerant, right?”
10. “Just shut up and kiss me.”
11. “It’s not the end of the world. Wait, is it?”
12. “Oh look. Mistletoe.”
13. “I told you this was a bad idea.”
14. “It wasn’t your fault.”
15. “You know how much I love being right.”
16. “As far as first dates go, this one totally sucked. Try again tomorrow?”
17. “I can’t believe I rented a tux/dress for this.”
18. “We are never going shoe shopping again.”
19. “Do you know how many laws we’re breaking?”
20. “If you die out there, I’m gonna kill you.”
21. “No man left behind, remember?”
22. “Well, this got bad fast.”
23. “Do you know how much this dress/tux cost?”
24. “I just have to outrun you.”
26. "If you ever handcuff me to a desk again, I will flay you alive.”
27. “Since when can you play the piano?”
28. “You’re cute when you’re asleep.”
29. “Ice cream is a perfectly suitable breakfast item.”
30. “I told you, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”
31. “Just go! I’ll be fine.”
33. “You’re a terrible dancer. Luckily, that’s what I’m here for.”
34. “If you lay a hand on him/her/them, I swear to God-”
35. “I cannot believe he/she/they blocked me.”
36. “What are you still doing awake?”
37. “I’m not a doctor or anything, but that much blood is not a good sign.”
38. “That’s it. I’m changing my relationship status.”
39. “Are you trying to ask me out?”
40. “You’re blushing. Don’t worry, it’s kind of adorable.”
41. “Don’t you dare tell me to ‘stay put’!”
42. “Look, I didn’t want you to find out like this…”
43. “I don’t believe in miracles.”
44. “Are you quoting The Fault in Our Stars?”
45. “You deserve better.”
46. “Hot chocolate fixes everything, you know.”
47. “Just open your eyes, damn it!”
49. “Things might have gotten a little out of hand…”
50. “I just don’t want things to change.”
52. “Was it another nightmare?”
53. “In retrospect, the prank war might not have been the best idea.”
54. “You’re lying. I can see it in your eyes.”
56. “You might not care if you live or die, but I do!”
57. “Just friends, okay?”
60. “When can I see you again?”
62. “This was fun and all, but there’s a burning building with my name written all over it.”
63. “I need new friends.”
64. “You can’t just leave me here!”
66. “So, my best friend is a superhero.”
68. “You’re cute, you know. It’s really too bad that I have to kill you.”
69. “Remind me again why I have to wear this?”
71. “Can we just stay here forever?”
72. “You’re an idiot. But I love you anyway.”
73. “Tell me to calm down again, I dare you.”
75. “There’s probably a spell that can fix this…”
76. “So maybe this is a bad time to tell you that I’m afraid of heights.”
77. “They can’t hurt you anymore.”
78. “You made me lose my page!”
79. “Just leave me alone.”
80. “This would be sort of romantic if we weren’t about to die.”
81. “I’m not 'your girl’.”
82. “You haven’t tried to badly flirt with me all day. What’s wrong?”
83. “Detention. Yup, this is exactly where I wanted to spend my Friday night.”
84. “I guess I just think better up here.”
85. “This isn’t funny anymore!”
86. “That’s what candles are for.”
87. “Is that…Batman underwear?”
88. “Just dance with me, dork.”
89. “This is why I love you.”
91. “I know I messed up. I know I don’t deserve a second chance. I’m sorry.”
93. “I told you I’d win you the biggest one.”
94. “You can’t keep blowing me off like this!”
95. “You’re a world-class asshole, you know that?”
96. “I miss being normal.”
97. “You probably shouldn’t have done that.”
98. “All things considered, this went surprisingly better than I thought it would. Then again, I thought we’d all die in a fiery explosion, so the bar was set pretty low.”
100. “What do you mean laser tag isn’t deadly?”
