sam

baby knows where theres nose the goose chases and humps the hoose the whoose who shall drink booz the dog with the loose goose

what if t shirts were created by rubbing water balls against their hair so many times that it began creating sewing funfact: the clothes baby wear and the dog wears the babys dirty toe skin as a earring and so he a read a book on how to peel baby and then he ate the skin and created cloth

what if tomato sauce was created by two men shoving the tomatos between their thighs and one rubs their inner thigh under the man squishing the tomato pops it everywhere and they rub their sticky feet onto the tomato and keep writhing in their victorious creation and throwing various vegetables into the mix until they were forced to lick it up and decided it taste good.

baby nagisa is born

baby nagisa is being born soon

@sagesneezes is pregnant with baby nagisa #2!!

my purple read the dog and the escaped tuesday. please hlep me find baby nagisa

What if string cheese was invented by someone putting cheese in a sock and squeezing until long strings of cheese shot out

what if theres a universe where everybody is an orange and instead of using weapons we all peel eachother to attack

sometimes I feel like that one video of ice spice twerking while staring off into the distance

bro we're best friends.. bro... I think it was fate to meet you... bro... it's not gay if we both wear socks.. bro.. lets hold hands... no homo.. bro. bro... what if we kiss for fun bro.. no homo... bro.. ilove you bro,.,... nohomo...