Topsy-Turvy

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

i feel like i deserve more credit for getting up in the morning

maybe you need to ignore the urge to disappear and just exist a little louder instead

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity