Full Service, Just Like Susan

if you can’t eat cilantro bc it “tastes like soap” thats literally just your fault and no one should have to cater to you thats a personal issue

i trust her to transport large shipments

you people with your “ships” and “fandoms”… on THIS blog we only argue about the things that REALLY matter

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

FRANKIE MUNIZ??

@frankiemunizofficially​

i am being harassed on vacation for my man’s bad decisions

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

I, for one, welcome our new Greenlander overlords.

Seconded

Plants some trees, please

I would suggest something like this in the amazon but they're gonna use that land for cash crops as soon as they can