a broken blade mound ,

tomo:      *holding   a   bottle*     is   this   whiskey   or   perfume? kazuha:      *chugs   entire   bottle* kazuha:      it’s   perfume.

tomo:      i   learned   some   very   valuable   lessons   from   this. kazuha:      i’m   guessing   they   are   all   horrible   distortions   on   the   lessons   you   actually   should’ve   taken   away. tomo:      death   isn’t   real,     and   i’m   basically   god.

tomo:      .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--      [translation:    I’M   SORRY] kazuha:      what's   that? tomo:      remorse   code. kazuha:      i’m   even   angrier   now.

tomo:      *stubs   his   toe*     FUCK! kazuha:      mind   your   language! tomo:      what   else   am   i   supposed   to   say,     “woe is i”     ??? kazuha: tomo:      you   have   to   accept   that   swear   words   are   necessary   sometimes.

tomo:      is   letting   someone   win   at   chess   sapiosexual   bottoming kazuha:      does   anyone   in   this   godforsaken   group   ever   think   before   they   speak

tomo:      what’s   up   guys?   i’m   back. kazuha:      what   the-    you   can’t   be   here.   you’re   dead.   i   literally   saw   you   die. tomo:      death   is   a   social   construct.

kazuha,     talking   to   tomo   on   the   phone:      did   you   preheat   the   oven   like   i   told   you   to? tomo:      you   bet! kazuha:      at   what   temperature? tomo:      535. kazuha:      that's   the   clock. tomo:kazuha:tomo:      536.

kazuha,     in a meeting:      my   policy   is   if   you   see   something,     say   something. tomo:      i   saw   a   squirrel   in   a   tree   today! kazuha,     with   the   tone   of   someone   who   is   used   to   tomo:      outstanding. kazuha:      this   is   what   i’m   talking   about   people.  kazuha:      let’s   watch   sharkboy   and   lavagirl. tomo:      okay. kazuha:      and   make   out   during   the   scary   parts. tomo:      th- tomo:      the   scary   parts. tomo:      of   sharkboy   and   lavagirl.

these are some quotes from one of my discord servers . there is a lot of nsfw content in this one so please be mindful when reblogging and tagging .

' PLEASE IM STUPID '

' where is the colon PLEASE '

' how much does a colon go for on the black market '

' none of these pins are in the bible '

' ye olde cock and ball torture '

' Imagine being ranked #11 in an organization with 9 members '

' Breedable? No, I'm bleedable. What are you gonna do, stab me? '

' is he the 6th of the pussy destroyers. is it the 6th pussy he's destroyed. '

' wow, get into my swamp if you know what i mean '

' my body is not a temple '

' WHATS AN UNCRUSTABLE '

' i can't read that so it doesn't deal emotional damage to me '

' I’ve shoved a lot of stuff up my ass medically '

' now all of china knows you’re depressed '

' the dog in me has been euthanized '

' i dont know what bukkake means hold on '

' im on coke so im exerting my excess energy here '

' this server now belongs to the filipinos '

' why am I a nut '

' my favorite archon. the archon of missouri. riding shotgun '

' one day i'm gonna study really hard on the roman numerals and surprise all of you when i know what you're talking about '

' i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism '

' he has canon fat ass syndrome '

' SHUT THE FUCK UP, ROPE BUNNY BARBIE '

' i would let him do me for a klondike bar '

' your honor, in my defense, I’m just a really funny guy. '

' can someone actually tell what iambic pentameter is i had a 2.6 gpa '

' are we in heat again '

' i see hot monster, I spread '

' where’s the feet '