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mothergeekness

sighinastorm

Anastasia wasn’t a Disney movie. Saying it is now, simply because Disney bought Fox, is creatively anachronistic. Don Bluth didn’t fight in the animation trenches and escape the clutches of The Mouse to have his work artistically misattributed. I’m not dying on this hill. I’m defending this hill. I’m killing on this hill.

wait

if we go by the logic that Source of Clone = Parent

IE Webby is Scrooge’s clone so Scrooge is Webby’s dad

If May & June were clones of Webby, wouldn’t they be Webby’s daughters?

#ducktales #provided that feather was Webby's and not Scrooge's #Also Webby is Donald and Della's direct cousin lol #cousin once removed from the triplets #I will say this makes any bonding between Scrooge & Webby extra cute imo

nyannyanmemeowmeow

Lena: Why do you have a diary?

Violet: To keep secrets from my computer.

#lmao tbf #as a technician #I do this #your pc can be hacked yo #someone can be spying from anywhere in the world #it's wise to keep some things jotted down #not in notepad-office-whathaveyou #but in a good old booklet with paper pages #safe stored away in a fire proof safe of course

dannydanoninoo

MY BABIES MY BABIES MY BABIES

I need a final shot with all the kids being friends please ☹

raidenraccoon

I’m so excited for the dynamics among these 6 children

#The nerds- Violet & Boyd #The wild childs- Dewey & Gosalyn #The scheme team- Louie & Lena

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snow-white-shadow

… WHAT. XD

(From DuckTales 2017 - S3E21 “The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck!”)

#rest in piss you sociopathic piece o’shit

raidenraccoon

Damn

wish I had had money to buy GME stocks a week ago

raidenraccoon

What I meant then:

“I could’ve made some $ and not be broke af anymore”

What I mean now

“I could’ve helped and continue to help send a big ‘FUCK YOU’ to the elites and I’d be happy going negative. EAT. THE. RICH. AND CORRUPT BASTARDS”

astro-sailor

2021 is already better then 2020 just being that low to middle class Reddit users fucked over billionaires who used the pandemic to vote against the success of struggling businesses that exposed fatal flaws of the stock market

theconcealedweapon

Pharmaceutical Giant: “This medicine costs $3 to make, but I’m selling it to sick people for $300 because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “That’s a smart business strategy.”

Reddit User: “These GameStop shares cost me $3 each, but I’m selling them to short investors for $300 each because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “THE HORROR!!! GOVERNMENT, PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!”

Damn

wish I had had money to buy GME stocks a week ago

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markandflops

Zim makes a new best friend!

(source is ep. 81 of Rob Paulsen’s excellent “Talkin’ Toons” podcast, guest-starring the one and only Richard Horvitz.

I’ve had this audio saved on my end since 2014, so I’m glad I eventually got around to making this!)

oddberryshortcake

Nearing the end of 2020 be like

its-only-the-rain

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

the-nwah-embassy

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

#skyrim modders can be fucking insane

tom-nippleston

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

lich-of-the-golgari

@alltheshit-althetime

suntosirius

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

fozby

dancer is my life

thedanliest

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

ironwoman359

OH GOSH I always forget about this post until I see it but it’s so great XD

hyrule-geographic

Pro tip: you can use your horse to hide from guardians

drtanner

Fucking wild that people are still discovering new tech in this game.

failgirl-freestyle

who knew that the technologically advanced spider turrets had the object permeance of a toddler

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sandersstudies

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

sandersstudies

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

hoonkus-deactivated20230701

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

sandersstudies

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

sandersstudies

Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.

thespecialpsycho

I invest my points into story-telling and seem to have unlocked some authority skill tree because of my involvement in a couple Discord servers.

The sacrifices I chose were grilling & dad jokes.

zims-tiny-spaceship

day 29: organs

zim no not again

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