Loki'd

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

If someone sent this to me as a dialogue screenshot from the game I wouldn’t even bat an eye

i bet scratching your neck with your little foot feels good as fuck if you're a cat

You there boy! What day is it?

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

pisses me tf off when i’m just scrolling and i accidentally click an answer on a poll and it’s not the answer i would have clicked. it makes me feel like im fucking with real scientific data and ruining the outcome for people who spent their life gathering this poll data. i’m so sorry i ruined your life’s work with my clicking.

Why the fuck did jd Vance think it was a good idea to make a public statement that if anything were to mysteriously happen to Donald trump he’s ready to take over the country like no matter what happens now it just seems like he’s either responsible or plotting something