# 18

my gf is my life

Explain

i don’t have one

I wanna see this get a million notes before he leaves office.

My boy !

January 19th’s the last day we can reblog, so don’t miss your opportunity!

My President also has dignity, class, and deserves respect. Say it while we still can!

Someone hug him

I LOVE TYLER PARSONS BUT I ALSO LOVE CANADA WHAT DO I DO

So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT GRADES.

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

@seanahan since you love them so much

@five-minute-major STOP OMG I HATE U. MY INNOCENT CHILDHOOD IS RUINED 😂😂😂😂

reblog this with how many people youve kissed in the tags

YO i’m fr DEAD like i keep watching this and dying

This is why you don’t leave raptors in charge of flat screens