agitated soda

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

“i could fix him” well i could watch him spiral into bloodlust and madness instead. it would be significantly more fun

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

good news guys the federal no fly list just got cracked by an otherkin on twitter

REFUSE the vile temptation of transgressive speech like “kys”.... EMBRACE responsibility and adopt the go-getter mantra: I'M going to kill YOU.

i am so so sorry i got nervous and tore you limb from bloody limb with my teeth can we still be friends please

in my flop era (like how a bunny flops over when they're comfortable. thank you.)

in my flop era (my ears are so so floppy and fluffy. thanks)

i didn't even know 2023 is year of the rabbit. lets all enter our flop era... together oxo

i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

every now and then I think about the giant crocodile goddess from runescape and sigh dreamily

shitting rn