MAKE YOURSELF AT HELL

Looks like you & I can relate to the whole verbal-acuity-thing.

You and I have a lot in common, Emmanuel. We relate in a lot of ways.

I’m always okay.

I’ve been okay, I guess.

Just okay?

Oh look. It speaks.

Obviously.

Can’t tell if you’re taking a leak, having an emotional break down or catatonia is just one of many symptoms of you obvious mental illness. But you ought to move.

No.

That doesn’t seem likely. 

Why not?

Oh. Well, I came across a comparison of PET scans between the brain of someone suffering from severe depression and someone with a healthy brain. And it got me interested in neuroscience relative to what our brains can tell us about a humans imbalances and disorders. Out of curiosity, I had my own brain scanned and analysed. The scientists at the university were interested in conducting some experiments on me, under my guidance. We worked together to make my brain into a 'super-brain' of sorts. A superior framework for more intelligent consciousness. We reprogrammed my mind to not only replicate a PET scan of the brain of someone void of mental health issues, disabilities, learning deficiencies, etc. but heightened and excelled past the image into one that was positively glowing. Over the past two months, my brain has grown 25% and I've been able to access 30% of the 75% of our subconscious mind that, to you, will forever remain just that: subconscious.

Hey. You okay?

Always.

There’s nothing interesting to do.

There is always something interesting to do. Only boring people get bored.

I won’t bother you. 

So you fall onto the ground?

-Falls down on the ground, a couple of feet away from him-

Yeah. Of course. I'm more than fine.

Sounds about right.

Good, as always. Nothing to complain about.

No rush at all - where ya been?

Uh... Here and there.

[walks up behind him, not saying anything]

Hm?

Oh uh - hey. I didn’t see ya there.

Hi. Are you in a rush?