Bacon Cheeseburger Bombs
Today, we fucking missed lunch. I’m starving out of my god damn mind. Needless to say I want something that’s fucking fast, easy, delicious and for the love of all things good that will have leftovers so I have lunch for work tomorrow.Â
Lets get our fucking shit:
1 can of biscuits (10 ct) 1 lb of fucking ground beef 1/2 onion, chopped 3 slices of bacon, chopped (or like 8 cause fucking bacon) 1/3 cup cream cheese Tablespoon ketchup 2 tablespoons of bbq sauce 1 teaspoon of damn mustard 1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce 5 oz cheddar cheese (5 slices of cheese cut in fourths) 1 egg, seperated sesame seeds if you want to be fucking fancy.Â
Shit to cook with:
Big ass pan Large fucking spoon or spatula Rolling pin Parchment paper Small bowl brush Cookie sheet
Preheat your fucking oven so that it’s ready for your damn food otherwise this is going to take even longer. 375 degrees
Grab your big ass pan and brown your hamburger on the stove with your bacon and onion. Cook that shit thoroughly then drain the grease. In the same pan with the hamburger add your fucking cream cheese, ketchup, bbq sauce, mustard and worcestershire sauce. Stir until cream cheese is melted and its fucking combined. Allow to cool.
Lay down your damn parchment paper and roll your fucking biscuits out very very thin like your patience. Place 1 square of cheese on the biscuit then 2 tablespoons of beef on each fucking on. Add another square of cheese and wrap the biscuit around it and pinch the shit out of the edges to seal it tightly.
Place biscuits on parchment paper on the cookie sheet with the seam fucking down or they’ll explode. Brush with egg white and sprinkle your fancy ass sesame seeds on it. Bake in the fucking oven for 13-16 minutes at 350 degrees or until lightly fucking browned, like that tan you’ll never have because you’re stuck behind a desk all day.Â
Serve warm.Â
Serve to your enemies out of the oven and run because they will burn the fuck out of their mouth.











