big sloppa

Any amount of money can positively impact my life.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

Someone take the nefarious rectangle background away from me i cant stop

so anyway. how does the Cock And Ball Torture Playlist combat the suffering, you ask? good question. it doesnt. it just produces a new, much stronger and more unbearable suffering. i would wake up and put on the cbt playlist and i would just leave it on. and i would NOT allow myself to turn it off until i had accomplished a set of tasks i had given myself. kind of like a saw trap but worse. only i know truly how to exploit all of my weaknesses in the most cruel and unusual fashion. jigsaw wouldnt even dream of this. and i will not lie some days it took hours until i was finally able to start work on those tasks. but the more youre subjected to the cbt playlist the worse it gets. you reach a breaking point. and once you reach that breaking point you get shit done REAL fast. it was genuinely horrible. i think i actually cried at some point not because of my real life issues or physical pain i have often but because of the fucking playlist. and i did this to myself for around a year before i decided i was finally competent enough to lose the playlist

This will always be my favorite gifset.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

me with a lucky anon