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made some puto and pancit with my sister

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i baked an earl grey chiffon cake

chat, be honest, is it insane to drive 48 minutes just for matcha?

one time we went to a rave and i had just gotten paid and me and all my friends are poor so with my fresh check i told them i would be buying drinks for the night, except i didn’t know that emo’s has really heavy handed bartenders and i ordered doubles for everyone all night and one of my friends and i were having a really good time getting real drunk real quick and enjoying the openers very much (which should have been a sign) and then we literally blacked out AS the headliner took the stage

ube matcha and whatever the hell nasty banana thing my sister got. also why are they gentrifying my ube 😭💔

there were around 200, but i wanted to share a few of the perfect pictures from the best birthday i’ve ever had. i love my friends with all my heart. 💜

she was a fairy ✨

my friend and i are having a conjoined birthday on the 21st (mine is the 20th hers is the 27th) and this is the custom drink menu i made (it’ll be printed for the bar display). we call each other ‘wife’ all the time, hence the title. also i’m SO excited, she rented a fucking inflatable obstacle course and like 50+ people have RSVP’d. (i’m gonna be a quarter of a century rip)

went to ren faire and my friend dressed as a court jester; i drank 2 bottles of mead and made this meme of him

hey i just thought of some bullshit do you want me to say it to you

𝒊’𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒊 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆. 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒊 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒘 𝒖𝒑 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔.

no rizz just brown eyes and an inability to shut the fuck up

my beautiful daughter that i birthed myself, Check Engine Light

𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑.

i went here cause my sister said it was really cool and tbh guys this was some of the worst matcha i’ve ever put in my mouth and also why the fuck was it $9