Smiling Dragon

The simulation we’re in is probably an idle mobile game that the player hasn’t checked in a while.

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

When you meet that bitch from the net irl

Start pounding joker

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

Not to be vague but not again please

A potted plant falling through the air from a great height, hurtling inexorably towards the ground, wrote this.

please consider: never judging picky eaters ever

“there are people starving!” ok janet but when’s the last time you lectured a major grocery chain executive about corporate food waste