constantly on fire

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

you have to go outside or you will forget what women look like and before you go "this is about nerds and anime women I don't need this information" you do okay because this is about filters, AI, algorithms, Instagram, tiktoks, shorts, etc you are being given a barrage of the most statistically pleasing facial structures through a machine built to learn and return the optimal image to keep you engaged longer some women do in fact look like the goddess Aphrodite but the machine is giving you 10,000 of them in short order you were not meant to see that many you were meant to go to the walmart to get a 10 pack of hanes underwear and see a slightly tired mom with an absolute shelf for a butt and thank the heavens you were born in just the right time to live to witness her

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

like just imagine being the most powerful "catholic" politician in america, getting in a massive feud with the dying pope that gets you spanked in pretty much every major catholic publication and by just about every conference of bishops that matters, spending weeks trying to finagle an audience with the dying pope, the dying pope snubbing you during holy week by sticking you in a room with some of his second-in-commands who give you a lecture on charity and the actual meaning of ordo amoris, finally getting your photo op on easter, the pope DYING 12 hours later, a full week of "jd vance killed the pope" memes and jokes and japes at your expense, and then a couple weeks later finding out the new pope is AMERICAN!!!!!.....only to run to his twitter account and see. well. this

it's been almost a year and i wish i could go back and tell myself that while things would get very bad in the interim, the one sociopolitical bright side would be the new american pope developing what i can only describe as a kind of woke bugs bunny/alt-right elmer fudd relationship with american catholic politicians

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"