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INTP *is being hurt*

Fe: Hey i think it’s my time to shine now

Ti: Not now Fe…

Fe: But I…

Ti: No, shhh

Fe: but…

Ti: Fe it’s really not a good time

Fe: But it’s never a good time

Ti: Just shut up Fe okay?

Fe: okay….

Fe: …

Fe: …

*3 days latter*

Fe: Ti seems to have finaly fallen asleep, it’s my time to shine now, and since I have been hiding for so long, I’m going to give my all!

____________________

XXXX: INTP, why are you crying?

~ Based on people we know ~

They say they give 0 fucks and they give 0 fucks: ISTP, ESTP, (ENTJ), (INTJ).

They say they give 0 fucks; they actually give 1: INTJ. 

They say they don’t give a fuck and they give ALL the fucks: INFJ; ENTP.

They say they give 1 fuck but the actual number of fucks given is 0: INTP, ESFP.

They say they give 1 fuck; they give all the fucks: ENFJ, INFP.

They say they give 1 fuck and they give PRECISELY 1: ESTJ; ISTJ; ENTJ; INTJ.

They say they give all the fucks; all the fucks are given indeed: ENFP; ESFJ.

They say they give all the fucks; they actually give 0: ESTJ (ISFJ).

entp:

probably invented multitasking

really awkward social butterfly

the kind of person that watches 10 series at the same fucking time

cute nerd

can be suprisingly stubborn

isfj:

either a hufflepuff or a slytherin

*has cheated on a test once and never did it again because they felt so bad about it* 

phlegmatic

so many gay ships

you know you fucked up when they’re really angry at you

estp:

the most chill person you’ll ever meet

looks flawless even when they’re not trying

“I am the best” - they’re goddamn right

softie on the inside

basically Tony Stark

infj:

pretty awkward for someone with auxiliary fe

kind of bitter and done with life

intense stare

they go from “nice to meet you” to “your parents were abusive which resulted in you having no confidence in your abilities” real fast

they have more secrets than I have daily thoughts about killing myself and that is impressive

intp:

more intelligent than most people give them credit for

actual sinnamon roll

you’re dead the second they start scheming against you

they secretly crave affection

likes to tease their friends

estj:

damn they really do like screaming at other people when they’re pissed

really good at telling stories

even better at organizing parties

genuinely wants to help you

don’t really give a fuck about rules

esfj:

pretty shy at first

have a hard time with reserved people

a bitch for gossip

respected by most people, even the ones who dislike them

stubborn as shit

entj:

it doesn’t matter what you’re good at, there’s always an entj who’s better at it

the mentor who doesn’t die

they will crush you if you cross a line

pretty laidback and chill actually

as stable as a rock

istj:

aren’t appreciated enough

they all have that secret inner Eddard Stark inside them

loyal to a fault

cinnamon roll

tough love

enfj:

charismatic af

they will tell you about their whole life in a subtle way even when though you did not ask

kind of clingy if they like you

loves going to parties

always perceptive about everyone but themselves

infp:

social justice warrior

kind of self destructive

full of love and hatred at the same time

they need to chill

“animals are better than people”

istp:

weird main character

probably smokes weed

that person who comes up with a plan that makes no sense whatsoever

I question their sanity every once in a while

deep and philosophical

isfp:

lowkey badass

probably artistic or good in sports

would probably punch you if you’re an asshole

Fi doms generally need to chill tbh

means well but handles stuff the wrong way sometimes

esfp:

can be so troublesome if unhealthy

”I will do what I want, mom!”

always played outside as a kid

probably feels like the world treated them the wrong way

kinda hot though?

intj:

aren’t interested in many things, but when they are, then they’re really passionate about it

world domination is an actual goal

“I don’t need to feel in order to understand”

they will judge you for every irrational thing you do

sighs about your stupidity, but helps you anyway

enfp:

argued with their teacher at least once

sassy and funny

don’t know what to do with their life

can lash out on their loved ones if hurt

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Nine months have passed since the final Splatfest came to an end, where we saw the showdown of Callie versus Marie ended in victory for Marie.

We heard that there was no ill will between the two as they left the studio arm in arm, smiling and laughing. That the bond between them would continue, unbroken, for years to come.

However, our researchers discovered that this may not have been completely true…

Quick Respawn (if you loop it) 

INTJ vs INTP

Some Key Differences:

INTJs may not be neat freaks, but they have a system for finding/sorting everything. INTPs just…don’t.

INTJs are more conventional and “purposeful” than INTPs–INTPs do things to just do them, INTJs generally have distinct reasons

INTJs tend to be less creative than INTPs

INTJs tend to be more satisfied with work than INTPs

INTJs are found in far more leadership roles than INTPs

Twice as many INTJs are atheistic than INTPs. INTPs are more likely to be agnostic rather than atheistic (Myers, McCaulley, Quenk & Hammer, 1998)

INTJs sound more confident in their tone of voice than INTPs. INTJs’ statements are also straightforward and certain, whereas INTPs are usually sound speculative and questioning/doubtful in their sentences

INTJs are less playful than INTPs 

INTJs are “on-time” people, while INTPs are not

INTJs are more arrogant and confrontational, INTPs are more laidback and open minded

INTJs appreciate clear structure, INTPs are the least loving of structure of all the types 

INTJs do not typically find writing to be a fun pastime, INTPs do 

INTJs tend to enjoy specific types of exercise, INTPs are ambivalent towards nearly all exercise

INTJs like achievement a lot, INTPs like autonomy a lot 

Both aren’t typically dressed very fashionably, but INTJs do tend to be more neat with their dress than INTPs

Example: INTP I know wears the same shirt several times a week (Mario shirt), often with a clashing jacket. INTJ I know wears a conventional sweatshirt and jeans every day. Every. Single. Day. 

INTJs are usually better debaters–they’re very confident and passionate about their arguments, while INTPs are better at brainstorming and theorizing about arguments 

INTJs are more likely to be called uptight and mean, INTPs are more likely to be called lazy and sarcastic 

INTJs are more likely to be called “put-together” and driven, INTPs are more likely to be called “oblivious but somehow super smart” (I’ve heard that several times lol) and fun to be around

INTJs aren’t as interested in relationships as INTPs most times–INTPs idealize romance like a child would. INTJs try to not be involved with too many people, but when they do, they’re incredibly serious about it