boyfail cringe

Hi welcome to chickfila whate lies do you find yourself believing

allowing filthy frank to rebrand as a sadboy indie musician was the worst thing we as a society have ever done

There are no benefits to being an equine biologist

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

I’ll never stop reblogging this

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

the difference between being a tumblr funnyman and a girl blogger is that tumblr funnymen are cold and calculated, meanwhile girl blogger’s textposts spew from a vessel in their mind as if they are possessed by satan 

why are men always hot when they’re fictional or twice my age

We need more women characters that are unhinged unlikable weirdos and im not joking

What is the objective?

Survive.