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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see
Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.
Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable
You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun
sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

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Listen up you cumslut, I dont REMEMBER the color of the sky so I can't TELL YOU the color of the sky but I am in a DEEP ballpit right now and the piss is up to my FUCKING ankles, man. And my name's NOT Jackie Frost it's Winona Paradise. Maybe you fucking remember me from the trans trucker skit? The nonbinary cashier video? I got a lot of fucking notes back in the day probably more than you're ever gonna see in your whole pathetic life. I wasn't the best at it but I got my shoelaces from the president just like EVERYBODY else!
Imagine walking around and hearing the gutters and trashcans talking to you. And your teeth of course. No wonder people were religious
Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼
Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville
:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....
Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in
how do i get my cuck to stay put in his chair? he keeps pacing around the room because he is on stimulants..

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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe
me and my friend standing in front of the cold drink display fridge at 7/11 taking up the entire aisle for five minutes
#mood today
The convergence
new punisher looks crazy
the punisher tries dry jerking and chafes the fuck out of his penis

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now back to my cup o’ goon…
ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.
set construction: $800
cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats
fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts
editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks
update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like
anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.