Awake and unafraid

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

Real life isn’t like anime at all. Who the hell eats breakfast

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

why is this so funny

he’s a natural fit at walmart

I met Brendon Urie (his lips were like the size of a tangerine) and we were fighting over a Twenty One Pilots jacket.

Pretty sure you just met Brendon Urie.

If you hard. Then you hard.

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

@urulokid

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

Must the word “bitch” be used? Can we say “Dumb woman” or “Dumb Lady” or Dumb Girl” or Dumb Female” pride flag instead of using a derogatory word that men use to equate us to dogs to be dominated, controlled and fucked?

Sorry I’m at Saw Con I can’t change it now

Ok. Saw Con?

saw con my dick and balls

i cant control myself bc of that picture of the ugly little horse its quiet in my classroom and im rlly about to die in here i cant laugh

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM IM CRYING IN CLASS