See You Space Cowboy...

Ngl the gas leak in MY house? Is actually increasing my brainpower expontentially

creepypasta is so fucking funny all of us were like 9 and saw a dog and were like thats fucked up and evil

if i was offered a boot, i would simply not lick it.

Rip to fascists but I’m different

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

world heritage post

the e-girl/vsco girl dichotomy as the new goth/prep binary

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

oh no! i appear to have wounded my lip!!! would you uh... be a bro and... i hate to ask this... maybe ki- no, this is stupid, i’m sorry, help a guy out and kiss it better? it won’t change anything between us! i promise...

why does Jason, the largest slasher, not simply eat the other slashers

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

Ultimately I am not actually sorry for party rocking