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"I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment, only to repeatedly trip and tumble down into the f̵i̴e̸r̵y̸ ̸p̴i̵t̴ ̵o̷f̴ ̴f̸a̸i̵l̶u̵r̴e̴

Selective, 18+ only indie-roleplay account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. Condemned by Axel. Mun is 25+ and has been roleplaying 15+ years. 

Affiliated with: @metaladam​ @the-smallest-star​, @arachn0philia​, @lusturia​

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Legend tales of a waterbender who combed the nations on a hunt for forbidden scrolls. Those who stood in this bender's way were found with dried blood caked into their eyes and ears and a haunting smile seemingly cemented on their face.

They are still out there, somewhere, hiding away in a temple that hides the entrance to a winding tunnel, where all the forbidden scrolls remain.

But that's just a story parents tell their kids to keep them from sneaking out at night, right?

On a totally unrelated note...

Alastor lives as a hermit. He lives in a swamp a mile or so away from a secluded village. He travels to said village every week or so to purchase coffee beans and a new book. The children within the village see him as something of an eccentric uncle who's always good for a joke or a tall tale. He himself seems harmless, though his cat is a bit off-putting. If it's a cat.

It sorta looks like a cat, right?

Misc info:

Water bender (swamp & blood)

Rides on the back of a fox-antelope

Probably that guy from that Danny Motta video that figured out how to bloodbend without needing to rely on the full moon.

Probably a lot older than he looks

Probably knows a way to slow the aging process down.

Probably a member of The Order of The White Lotus

Probably masqueraded as a water spirit at least once.

I feel like the jump from I found brainscans to everyone figuring out what that means was Goose' way of saying you guys figured this out a long time ago I'm not going to waste your time explaining it.

I'm going to need you guys to not hate me when I say this but Pomni wishing she had pried more is the most (Pitch Meeting Guy voice) so the movie can happen thing I think I've ever seen. What do you mean she didn't pry? She knew Jax was on the brink of abstracting in the last episode. Be here later was her way of letting him know she could see it. She's so insistent on prying in episode six that she starts beating the shit out of him to make him talk... and this time she just. Did nothing?

I'm really okay with Jax abstracting off-screen. I heard someone theorize that abstraction is basically suicide, and suicide is rarely public.

Gangle being angry at herself for not being a better victim is so real and I don't think I've heard anyone talk about it?

Ragatha and Pomni being BFFs is great... but I dunno if I think it was super earned? Happy for Ragatha though this is like all she ever wanted.

Damn Jax's-head-Pomni really said I can fix you.

My theater lost its fucking mind during the Jax-Gangle-meet-me-in-my-room-scene and I still don't get it.

I guess there's no such thing as Jax's-head-Kinger because they have deadass never spoken.

We really never get to find out what's behind locked Jax door, do we?

I have spent so much of my life watching Game Grumps I don't know how I missed that Couffmo is Arin Hanson.

Jax's parents are Valentino and Angel don't @ me.

Jax is trans is confirmed in every way except officially, right?

Everything about Ribbit trying to help and being villanized because Jax decides later she did something wrong and finally feeling like the only thing she can do to make it up to him is to die is too relevant and I am deeply uncomfortable.

(And then I stepped away for a while because I was actually that uncomfortable even though I've seen this already.)

I'm glad we got a Jax backstory and I feel like it is fitting, but I also feel like it's... too little too late? Like. He's dead. Knowing it now doesn't change anything. It didn't fix anything.

I have. So many questions about Pomni mind diving. Nobody tried this before? Kinger didn't try to hug his wife? Did Caine vamoosh her before he could? If hugging Jax in the dark let her get to him, why does she not try again once he's in the fort? Could she have pulled him out if not for the most conveniently placed flare gun in the world? Did he explode? Is there nothing left? If they get erased after abstracting why did it take so long?

Everything about the Caine scene is gorgeous and I have no notes (Except that it's really unclear that part of it's a flashback and so many people thought Scratch was just un-abstracted and chilling on in the circus.)

.... So... was the blue AI bubble? Is that why Bubble doesn't come back?

These are either the five most forgiving or the five stupidest people in the world. You decide.

... Why are the zombified corpses of their dead friends in an aquarium? Why is it played as charming?

Congrats on the sex, Zooble and Gangle.

the-smallest-star asked: A letter would arrive at the hotel, addressed to the radio demon. It wasn't very well written and the handwriting was appalling, but they'd clearly tried. 'Mr Alastor, This is the fella in drag. Before you tear this up, please keep an eye out for a white Hellhound called Belloux? She sounds french. She sorta tried to steal me? I think she wanted me? Kind of worrying that. She doesn't know about the twins, but just in case she digs deep enough, I wanted to warn you so you would know if she goes near. She's got this weird brain magic. p.s. sorry for being in a dress when we met. was still very awkward.'

There was a glint in Alastor's eyes that vanished as soon as he opened the letter. He didn't get letters often-- most were too lazy to write them nowadays... if only the sender was someone who hadn't become a blight upon his existence.

A sound not dissimilar to a growl left his throat... an irate, indignant sound that generally only comes from the back of his throat after he's dealt with Rosie's belittlement.

A hellhound? With magic?

Is every creature in this realm capable of using magic except his son?

With a roll of his eyes, a flame flickers to life above his palm, burning the paper to ash.

"Be on the lookout for a French hellhound, Niffty," he warns before offering the little maid a respectful bow.

"For what, precisely?" Alastor asked after a short chuckle. These creatures weren't all too uncommon in Hell, albeit, this one was particularly pitiful.

With a passive shrug, The Radio Demon places his coffee mug on the banister of the front porch and makes his way to stand behind his beloved-- and the not-quite-worthy-of-calling-itself-food Angel was using to lure the sickly thing to him. His sound effects kick in and give a soft ticking sound to designate thought, and, after a brief second of pause, he snaps his fingers, conjuring a hunk of pale flesh into his palm. It's chilled, but it will do in a pinch.

I thought private meant don't follow first, but then I see private blogs getting promoted, which I would think defeats the purpose if that's the meaning?

Vagatha requests that everyone refer to her as Vagibeth for the remainder of the day."