Mellow Out, Fucker.

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

I believe…that’s a Pokemon…

This for real happened to me the other day and I like had an anxiety attack

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

This man is my hero

Finally!

I was scrolling down honestly expecting to be told that this was footage of a young Vin Diesel.

*beestiality

i need a moment