always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

Here’s the real personality indicator: put in the tags which heart emoji you prefer

why is that recently whenever u tell some1 u like 1d they always ask “so did you cry when zayn left” bitch yes I did but why do u need to know that

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

reminder that when change.org asks you to “chip in’ after you’ve signed a petition, that money does NOT go to the petition organizer or any related fundraiser. change.org uses misleading language like this to trick you into paying them. they’re a for-profit corporation. don’t give them your money, send what you can to verified bail funds / gofundme campaigns / etc. instead

me at mark zuckerbergs senate hearing: why did you betray andrew garfield. he was your only friend he fucking supported you

here’s the link to donate to george floyd’s official memorial fund if you are able to contribute. if you can’t donate, please share. being black shouldn’t be a death sentence.

being nice is so easy just do it

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

um excuse me you shouldn’t be paying attention to anyone else

me? i don’t know her

what sign(s) yall stuck in the house with

you know these moments when a friend just casually says something that validates your friendship, like just refers to something as “our place” or “our thing” and suddenly your heart is auditioning for Cirque du Soleil and days later you’re still thinking about it

2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this