sad, bad and rad

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

irl girls are better than anime girls but anime men are better than irl men. this is objectively true

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。you!! ｡ﾟ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⠀

they don’t make shows like this anymore