Rachel

me, buying things i don’t need: this is going to solve everything

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

Nature is healing

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

mostly i do god knows what