racket ball

Show daddy that nice picture again

im so fucking stupid

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

official hater post

hits your cervix with my car

Naming my baby deftones tool nine inch nails sativa manic episode . If it's a girl

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing