racket ball

im so fucking stupid

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

official hater post

hits your cervix with my car

Naming my baby deftones tool nine inch nails sativa manic episode . If it's a girl

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

jump scare for the American readers