Ask me stuff, I guess.

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This is the Ghost blogger for @ask-simon-ghost-riley-141

You've made him cry. Good cry, not bad cry.

We're having drinks and I think he's just over tipsy on the scale from normal to drunk and he's crying into my left leg because of reading this.

He's been going through some things and will probably give me an earful for coming and answering his Tumblr on his phone without permission, but thank you for that.

Even if you did just mean the CoD character, thank you.

P.S: He says not to cry because you're beautiful and lovely and are loved.

@ask-simon-ghost-riley-141

Also:

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

Tommy Shelby.

I want you to guess where my signature is.

The first to find it gets a free commission of a character of their choice.

I will edit this post to say when someone gets it correct.

This is said signature.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT.

Tommy Shelby.

I want you to guess where my signature is.

The first to find it gets a free commission of a character of their choice.

I will edit this post to say when someone gets it correct.

@rye-bread-call

He is screaming about "Idiot American phones" while his network carrier is literally TESCO.

Vladimir, you are a global threat to international security, yet you are getting your data and minutes from the same place British mums buy their weekly meal deals and half-priced biscuits.