I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

this is the type of positivity i need.

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

pan nick at the disc co.

Get the fuck out

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

oh my god I finally found the post

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

He’s a very good boy

if your girlfriends not your bestfriend what’s the point

me when i first came out vs. me now

the kind of love where you can work through difficulties and growing pains through communication and honesty and conscious effort to change and accept growth. the kind of love where you grow together and you feel completely wrapped up in certainty and safety and soft assurance. this love is healing and all encompassing and fulfilling without eclipsing the self, this love is home