I was a gay cowboy long before it was trendy

"vampires will never hurt you" what if I ask them nicely

mandarin clementine tangerine whoever named the citrus family did an amazing job

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

World Heritage Post