Arturo Torres Sánchez

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

if i don’t see a single drawing of jack black dressed as bowsette by noon tomorrow i’m going to throw my phone out the window of a moving bus

yes i know i’m a hypocrite because i use apple and google products and they’re spying on me completely anyways but there’s something about alexa that viscerally disgusts me and feels like a bridge too far

note: these are good as hell and i’m making like 50

more deets since some folks asked! • the chips are a bar of dark chocolate i blended a bit too much and half a bar of white/praline chocolate crumbled to bits; i don’t get big satisfying chunks but it’s still delicious • yes i’m a grown-ass man no i’ve never made cookies. i’m very…generally slow and unmotivated when it comes to real-world things, i’ve just now been getting into cooking • the recipe is my mom’s, might drop it on here at some point • didn’t mess with wacky spices because i try not to get too creative when i first follow a recipe. next time tho • it turns out i made these on my grandma’s birthday. this can only mean good things • compelled to keep making more for some reason

I can't believe the Cookie Clicker guy finally made some cookies after all these years. On the other hand, his own game was a warning to humanity. A warning that he himself decided to ignore.