why

emits a single pathetic weh that echoes into the void

some of you are my very favourite followers and you don't even know it #myspecialsecretfavouritefollowers

I must be loyle to my mutual

nervous breakthrough

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

Can I move in and be your bathroom spider?

[fighting an ungodly amount of dysphoria] maybe yall just cant handle the sheer amount of swag of a boy with boobs. its like a camel but instead of camel juice or whatever i store swag. hashtag my swag. hashtag my [chokes in disgust] hashtag my boobs.

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.