what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

i would absolutely date a vampire next question

any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house…..  u have my permission….  u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind?  u can do that…..  wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle?  alright friend, go for it

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

Eh titties

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy

take the Dad out for a date instead

reblog if you love vampires, have a healthy appreciation for vampire culture, or actually are a vampire

if guardian angels rly do exist mine is off somewhere drinking vodka straight from the bottle and pretending i don’t exist

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

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