Idiot.

@staff

the scene from spongebob where the guy says “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms.” was the pinnacle of television literally how did the writers of spongebob come up with that did they win a peabody award

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

The mom friend override

Every class is art class if you don’t care enough

I’m 11 and I eat weed every day fuck you

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

yeah hes cute but does he care about your mental health

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

….. This legit just humbled me

yep, keeping this one forever

way to put things in perspective